1.  Name       Mike
 2.  Age        50
 3.  Hgt/Wgt    5'10 - 174 lbs
 4.  Eyes       Hazel
 5.  Hair       Whats left is any color I want it to be, OK?
 6.  Status     NOT Married
                (gee, there is hope for happiness after all!)
 7.  Occupation Semi Retired - Lookin for PT job
 8.  Smoke      Quit 3 years ago and DAMN Proud of myself
 9.  Drink      Quit in 1981 after wife #2 killed driver of another
                car in DWI accident
10.  Drugs      Prescription Only!
11.  Sex        Picky hetrosexual...

Born just outside of St Joe, Missouri then moved to mom's home town of
300 people in southeast Nebraska.  Mom and dad FINALLY married and the
happy family moved back to St Joe.  My brother and sister were born in
St Joe and I graduated grade school and Jr High.  Dad took a job that
moved us to Lincoln, Nebraska (go big red) home of the Uni. of Nebraska.
Did the HS thing, was drafted into the Army (Vietnam 363.5 days).  Returned
and moved to Pensacola, Florida after a winter that convinced me I wanted 
NOTHING else to do with snow for the rest of my life.  Met first wife there.
Moved to Montevallo, Alabama (30 miles south of Birmingham) where we lived 
and attended college.  Graduated, went to work, bought house, divorce and 
lost house.  Moved to B'ham suburb (Hoover), met wife number two (a drunk 
and tramp).  Laid off so moved to Houston, Texas where all the HIGH PAYING 
jobs were.  Got jobs, bought home, divorced, lost home.  Met nice lady Nancy 
2.5 years later and we moved in together for 4 years (almost).  I moved out
for a short time then lost job and she let me move in again until I get back
on my feet.  This gal is really TOO nice for words.  To bad we don't luv
each other romanticly...